A sectional diagram of a basketball rendered in white linework against a black ground displays four views of the sphere from different angles, labeled with figure numbers and technical measurements. The composition mimics a United States Patent Office document, complete with official header, patent number, and an inventor's signature at the bottom, lending scientific authority to this sporting equipment illustration. Water-resistant polyester, hookless and cut extra long to fit any bath, machine washable and made to order. It turns the bathroom wall into the room's best feature.